César Chávez Celebration XIII / Celebración de César Chávez XIII
Tuesday 31 March 2015 / Martes 31 de Marzo 2015
Updates from the event at Circus Circus Reno
light side of prison escape
The Lost Column: Composed 6-9-2015 and refused by major corporate media / Uploaded Wednesday 8-5-2015
Alas and alack, otherwise good journalists get conditioned out of any sense of irony or humor on the way to morphing into weak corporate weasels
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Barbwire's Greatest Hits
The two blackguards who cracked the formerly unbreakable egg of New York's Dannemora Prison will probably get retrieved more sooner than later.
As usual, the Barbwire FreakyLeaks
Investigative Reporting Team has spared every expense in obtaining the
following exclusive communications between the dynamic duo.
Amid all the speculation and rumormongering (pretty much all that's been available), no one has really gotten into the minds of the escapees.
Herewith, random insights into what's going on in those desperate fugitive brains.
REGRETS & HOPES
I wonder if that woman who helped us will lose her job.
I'd hate to be the union rep stuck with defending her.
Now will they hire my brother-in-law's security consulting firm?
Brazil hasn't got an extradition treaty with the U.S. How do we find Joe Conforte's phone number in Rio?
I'll miss the meatloaf.
And the weekly riot drill.
And my needlepoint class.
I forgot the Jergens lotion. Tunneling is really hard on the hands.
Do I look good in a beard?
Do you think they'll miss us?
Do you really think they'll come looking for us?
Maybe we can get mining jobs.
Do we qualify for unemployment?
My only regret is that we've never had children.
Prison is the ultimate cabin fever. We escape and end up in a damn cabin.
LAME EXCUSES IF WE GET CAUGHT
We just went out for the 2-for-1 special at Applebee's and lost track of time.
Whatta ya mean that a Monopoly "get out of jail free" card is no good?
We were trying to avoid a riot by fixing the prison WiFi system that went down just before the premiere of "Orange is the New Black."
Domino's didn't deliver our pizza in 30 minutes and they told us we'd have to pick up our freebie in person.
We were merely rehearsing for the Prison Playhouse production of "Shawshank Redemption."
We were actually trying to raise money for the prison budget by securing sponsorship from power tool manufacturers.
The things you gotta do these days to get an agent for your book.
Before we get caught, we gotta get into at least one good car chase or the movie script won't sell.
I want DeNiro to play me when our screenplay goes into production.
I don't look good in horizontal stripes. You got a problem with that?
This has been a fact-finding trip. Our consulting firm is bidding on Nevada's new million-dollar execution chamber.
They'll never find us at Burning Man!
OVERLORD EL CHAPO: "When the heat dies down, I'll apply at a
Wall Street bank or a tobacco company. I admire guys who steal billions and
never go to jail. I must remember to renew my National Rifle Association
And to think that they pay psychologists
for this kind of insight.
Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
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BARBWIRE WEB EXTRAS...
OF KNOWLEDGE DEPT. The committee trying to save the Duncan/Traner
Community Library hosts an open house and back-to-school celebration this
Saturday from 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. at 1650 Carville Drive in Reno.
"We have back to school supplies, food and more but we need people willing to help. Come out to make it a great day for our community's youth," says committee chair Darryl Feemster. Info: 775-722-4303. More at RenoSparksNAACP.org/
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE. Yes, the rumors are true. I want you to join Democrats for Trump at NVCaucus.com/
Who better deserves support from the party of the jackass?
TOMORROW'S NEWS TODAY: FEEL UP YOUR FIRE METER. The Reno Gazette-Journal did big spreads on three consecutive Sundays (Sept. 14, Sept. 21 and Sept. 28) on NV Energy smart meter fires. Welcome aboard. Barbwire readers were two years ahead on the fire meter issue. (Touch a Smart Meter, Go to Jail 11 October 2012)
FIRE METER UPDATES: THE NEVADA FIRE MARSHALL'S INVESTIGATION concluded "don't worry, be happy." I'm still worried and will continue fondling NVE's precious equipment > If your smart meter feels very hot, not just from sunshine, call 911.
In its Sunday 21 Dec. 2014 front page headline major story, the Reno Gazette-Journal published results of the NVEnergy-commissioned "don't worry, be happy" echo study. On 1-27-2015, the RGJ published an analysis based on veteran reporter Anjeanette Damon's review of more than 1,000 pages of documents. Barbwire bottom line: NVE handles this like auto manufacturers handle defects > It's cheaper to pay legal settlements after people are injured or killed than to fix the problem.
Don'tcha worry 'bout a thing! If you can't trust your power company, who can you trust?
DIDN'T THEY MAKE A MOVIE CALLED "THE INCREDIBLES"? On 2-6-2015, the RGJ reported that the Public Utilities Commission has ordered NVE to hire an independent laboratory to review the material. UPDATE: The report said all is well. I still recommend feeling up your fire meter on a regular basis.
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Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
Andrew Barbano is a 46-year Nevadan, chair of the Nevada César Chávez Committee, producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration, first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP, labor/consumer/civil rights advocate, member of Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO and editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org and DoctorLawyerWatch.com/ As always, his opinions are strictly his own. Check local listings for other Nevada cable systems. E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since 1988.
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Heroic lions, pampered elephants & sweating RINOS
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 8-4-2015 Sparks Tribune
Ironic colonics, shameless strumpetry & repo men
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 7-28-2015 Sparks Tribune
Moving the needle and needling the weasels
Education funding hike non-existent / Confederate flags fly in Sparks
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School, life, death, taxes and other high ironies
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All the news you never knew you needed to know
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Applying Christian forgiveness to a fault
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Life & death tickle the underbelly of the news
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Al Capone takes stock of Nevada education
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the Tuesday 6-16-2015 Sparks Tribune / Updated 6-17-2015
The 2015 Nevada Legislature's greatest hits
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Chaos theory: Republicans learn to use their majority — on each other
Cover Story by Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 6-4-2015 Several related stories linked thereat
Stench of sulfur suffuses Nevada's year of the gun
Barbwire by Barbano / Uncensored full-length edition expanded from the censored Tuesday 6-2-2015 Sparks Tribune
Updated D-Day, 6-6-2015: How I handled a similar situation
Dogs and ponies, DARE traps and tokenism
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 5-26-2015 Sparks Tribune
Corporate welfare unites me with the moonhowlers
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 5-19-2015 Sparks Tribune
Hotplates, hotheads, hot rumors and hot Moose
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 5-12-2015 Sparks Tribune
MayDay! The bright side of riots in the streets
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 5-5-2015 Sparks Tribune
In the Uber-Nevada Legislature, words can kill
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 4-28-2015 Sparks Tribune
Tesla rewrites history to chisel worker paychecks
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 4-21-2015 Sparks Tribune
Radiation Nation: Gomorrah South bakes in the glow of victory
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 4-14-2015 Sparks Tribune
Revenge, redistricting and amnesia in Cartoon City
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 4-7-2015 Sparks Tribune
Harry Reid, Eddy Arnold, César Chávez and Gaga Madonna
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 3-31-2015 Sparks Tribune
High noon for the high desert outback of the American Dream
Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas.
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 3-24-2015 Sparks Tribune
St. Patrick, I need a green energy beer
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 3-17-2015 Sparks Tribune
Michele Fiore: the Italian girl mama wanted for me?
Barbwire by Barbano / Excised from the 3-10-2015 Sparks Tribune as "not suitable" / Updated 3-12 and 3-13-2015
Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
That was no lady, that was...none of your damned business!
But can she cook?
Barbano to legislative committee: Let Tesla, Switch and Apple help pay for police officer video cameras
Clinging to the Ledge: guts, feathers and all
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 3-3-2015 Sparks Tribune
We don't need no stinking wages!
It became necessary to destroy the community in order to save it
Barbwire by Barbano / Special online edition 2-26-2015
The skeleton of the underbelly of the news
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 2-24-2015 Sparks Tribune
Parsing our parsimonious public pursers
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 2-17-2015 Sparks Tribune
The flush of victory and the irony of deceit
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 2-10-2015 Sparks Tribune
Senate Republicans take a jackhammer to the bedrock of Nevada trade unionism
The last bastion of local hire comes under fire
By Sean Whaley / Las Vegas Review-Journal 2-4-2015
Follytix, Foxcatchers and corporate weasels
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 2-3-2015 Sparks Tribune
Walter White and some other white guy
Breaking Bad 4: Ira and his ammosexuals flip us the finger
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 12-9-2014 Sparks Tribune / Updated 12-11-2014
The above graph was used in journalist Mark Robison's extensive Hard Labor: Nevada unions tout role in helping workers, firms, economy (Sunday 2 Sept. 2012 Reno Gazette-Journal, page one, Reno Rebirth section of the print edition). Union men Jim Burrell, Paul McKenzie and Guy Louis Rocha did the movement proud.
...and more ammo...
We Don't Need No Education
The continuing Barbwire seriesBarbwire: Nevada not really a state
No, we were not Battle Born in Kenya
Top 10 reasons Nevada lives in the 19th Century
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 10-17-2013 Sparks Tribune
Low-income penalty: Nevada socks it to the working poor
BARBANO: Nevada is one big company town
Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 10-10-2013
State of Health
National health care comes up against a very sick state. WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?
Dennis Myers / Reno News & Review 10-10-2013
...and more ammo yet
IMF Head Says Inequality Threatens Democracy. Here Are 7 Charts Proving Shes Right.
By Erika Eichelberger / Mother Jones/BillMoyers.com 5-30-2014
The behavior of the financial sector has not changed fundamentally since the crisis.
The industry still prizes short-term profit.The Post-Dated Recession: Pay me now or pay me later
Barbwire by Barbano / Expanded from the 9-6-2012 Daily Sparks Tribune
The Post-dated Recession
By Joshua H. Silavent / Daily Sparks Tribune / 5-3-2011
Nevada Press Assn. Better Newspaper Contest
Hopelessly trying to win an earthquake / 4-18-2013
The 2013 Loony Tunes Legislative Lexicon / 5-30-2013
The politics of media ga-ga boosterism / 3-20-2014
The campaign against forcibly-paid newspaper obituaries
And they wonder why the newspaper business is dying?
The Dean's List
The Dean of Reno Bloggers could very well be Andrew Barbano, self-described "fighter of public demons," who started putting his "Barbwire" columns online in 1996 and now runs 10 sites.
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The 2009 first-place Nevada Press Association award winners
Tony the Tiger & the flaky NFL
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Deregulation is never having to say you're sorry
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Nevada: A good place to visit, but do you want to live here?
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