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Don't decry money in politics. Embrace it. Elected officials do.

Recently, Clarence and the Supremes further morphed money into free speech.

Liberals burst into flames while conservatives licked their chops for donkey barbecue.

However, for dessert we can have our cake and eat it, too.

When Joan Claybrook headed the Ralph Nader-founded Public Citizen a few decades back, she called campaign contributions "legalized bribes."

The truth may hurt, but it's legal, so why fight it?

U.S. elections haven't changed since 1952 when Dwight Eisenhower's presidential campaign aired the first "I Like Ike" television commercial.

Since then, the only innovation has been more numbers to the left of the decimal point.

Local television stations don't generate much profit in non-political years.

In 2014, they will party hearty, remodel the executive suites and do Christmas in Tahiti.

Why can't us poor voters share in the bounty of all that political pirate booty?

Isn't our current system just vote-buying under other names?

If money equals speech, that means votes are now a marketable commodity.

So let's market them.

President Obama, the greatest insurance salesman in the history of the business, has paved the way.

We can iron out the kinks and turn our taxpayer-funded technology toward creating an online vote exchange.

It would work something like Bitcoins. The free market would set the value once the chips are in play.

A vote for school board would be worth less than a vote for governor (except for maybe Nevada where education flat-lines).

Republicans will love the risk-taking, free enterprise purity of this new system.

Democrats will finally get their level playing field and high voter turnout.

Once people realize that they can turn their votes into Koch Brothers cash, political participation will approach 100 percent.

Every citizen can launch his/her own small business, buying and selling votes.

Think of all the new jobs for telemarketers, oddsmakers, computer techs, news media, fantasy leagues, hardware and software retailers.

We will finally approach full employment.

Because everybody will be working, tax revenues will go through the roof.

The deficit and national debt will become endangered species.

We will end up with better government as a result.

It's amazing how involved people get when they have their own cash in the game.

All the new betting possibilities can rejuvenate a moribund gambling industry.

Sheldon Adelson might drop his opposition to Internet gambling.

He got nothing for the $93 million he trickled into the last election cycle. This is a sure winner.

Reformers will no longer be able to complain about secret money.

This system will be 100 percent transparent with no chance of voter fraud or Wall Street price-rigging.

Richard Nixon would hate the idea.

What's not to like, Ike?

Onward to the online voter commodity exchange, the bellwether of the new economy, where you really get what you pay for.

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)

WEB EXTRAS...

TOO LEGIT TO QUIT. The Barbwire's ongoing investigation of phony Nevada graduation rates, now in its third year, just got respectable. (Scroll down to Hiding in Plain Sight.) Read it and weep, then review the series for yourself.

TOAST ALERT. Teachers' union tax petition supporters and opponents would do well to review the Barbwire of Feb. 28, 2013.

Passage of the tax initiative could easily lead to a successful court challenge that would at the same time blow out not only the revenue hike, but also term limits and the state's worst anti-union laws. Something for everybody.

ANTE INTO THE GAME: Support the new season of Barbwire.TV by putting your money where my mouth is.

PayPal monthly subscription software is now operational at the website.

A thousand thanks to those who already responded and keep sending show suggestions. Current frontrunners include (pardon the pun) wild mustangs as canned goods, education and  i-Guns with César Chávez in Nevada recently surging.

Now come queries about ballot questions. The Jan. 30 column brought a surge of inquiries about the Nevada State Education Association corporate tax petition on this November's ballot.

Stay tuned.

  Please forward additional ideas or vote on the above.

  I encourage you to donate to the cause at Barbwire.TV/

The medium that shapes public opinion needs at least one refuge where it is not filtered through the distorted green eye shades of prissy corporate accountants for whom profit is the only priority; where self-censorship is the journalist's normal work environment and where all sins of omission are tacitly encouraged and forgiven with the wave of a balance sheet.

This is important.

We've got work to do.

HONOR YOUR DON. Keep sending comments supporting legendary Nevada photographer Don Dondero (1920-2003) for the Nevada Press Association Hall of Fame.

His life's work appeared worldwide, including the Tribune and most probably every newspaper in Nevada.

Enlist in the campaign to install Big Don.

Please send me your memories and endorsements via e-mail or to P.O. Box 10034, Reno NV 89510.

The Barbwire got the late Reno Gazette-Journal columnist Guy Richardson elected in 2012.

Help me double down.

Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)

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Andrew Barbano is a 45-year Nevadan, chair of the Nevada César Chávez Committee, producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration, first vice-president and political action chair of the Reno-Sparks NAACP, labor/consumer/civil rights advocate, member of Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO and editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org and DoctorLawyerWatch.com/ As always, his opinions are strictly his own. Check local listings for other Nevada cable systems. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since 1988.

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Andrew Barbano is a 45-year Nevadan, editor of NevadaLabor.com and JoeNeal.org; and former chair of the City of Reno's Citizens Cable Compliance Committee, He is producer of Nevada's annual César Chávez Day celebration and serves as first vice-president, political action chair and webmaster of the Reno-Sparks NAACP. As always, his opinions are strictly his own. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us.

Barbwire by Barbano moved to Nevada's Daily Sparks Tribune on Aug. 12, 1988, and has originated in them parts ever since.
Whom to blame: How a hall-of-famer's hunch birthed the Barbwire in August of 1987
Tempus fugit.

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