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If your cup is empty.
   If your cup is full, may it be again.
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That was not made by the hands of men.

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Between the dawn and the dark of night.
   And if you go, no one may follow.

That path is for

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Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno / Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 11-1-2023 / Expansions in blue / Updated 11-2-2023 GMT


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"THOU SHALT NOT KILL” GOD

I don't remember Moses (or was it Charlton Heston?) including any list of exceptions to that order. Maybe I wasn't paying attention.

Alas and alack, World War Three has already begun. Of 195 countries on this little blue marble, 110 are currently shooting, according to the Geneva Academy. That's more than half, 56 percent.

Tribune columnist and world's greatest talk radio host Travus T. Hipp, once told the story of his conversation with a citizen from the former Yugoslavia. The guy talked of his life, family, dreams and ambitions — one of which was killing a Serb before he died.


"Why?" asked Hipp.

"Because a Serb killed one of my relatives," the man replied.

"When?"

"In 1352," came the curt answer.

Some guys hold a grudge forever. And the world's warring tribes keep warring to this very day. Some have been at it so long that the cause has been forgotten and doesn't really matter anymore. (See below.)

Wars make big bucks for the ever-expanding military-industrial complex. It's disastrous for economies.

In 1966, Look Magazine published an interview with corporate consultant Pierre A. Rinfret, who unabashedly noted "I am the highest-paid economist in the world. My clients don't pay me to be wrong."

His bottom line: Peace is bullish. War is bearish.

Rinfret liked to use two examples: A tank and a tractor.

A factory builds a tank and the money used for materials and labor goes into the economy. Once.

A factory builds a tractor and not only does that money percolate thru the economy, but the tractor also keeps producing value to the economy for the next 50 years or more.

So which is the wiser option?

Not long before he died, Rinfret read one my Tribune columns quoting him and we corresponded for awhile. He had never changed his tune.

The pettiness of war has never changed. Some guy (it's almost always guys) wants something some other guy has. Or one megalomaniac wants to force somebody weaker to genuflect to his wonderfulness. Or else.

Only the weaponry has changed and the arsenal has become scarily more efficient in modern times. And more prone to accidental Armageddon.

As Walt Disney's wacko cartoon inventor Gyro Gearloose once opined, "there's no machine so smart that some guy won't be too dumb to use it."

We've got lots of dumb guys running things these days, at least 110 of them. (Regular readers know that my solution to eternal war lies with simply putting women in power. Moms rule! I can dream, can't I?)

This week, the Guardian of London, UK, published a piece about U.S. evangelical Christians digging the latest defiling of the formerly holy land. I already knew the story, having done that research in 1991 when President Bush the Elder lied us into war in Iraq. (Like father, like son, eh wot?)

Then, as now, fundamentalist religious zealots were looking for signs of war expanding to the Plain of Megiddo (in war-torn Syria), for a battle called Armageddon. Which will bring Jesus back for judgment day.

One of my radio listeners sent me one of several books entitled "A History of the End of the World." It described the myriad previous wars which were supposed to cause the return of the ultimate man of peace, none of which ever happened.

DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN. How powerful is that "end times" fascination? The latest sequel to the best-selling "Left Behind" book series jumped to number five in U.S. sales last week. That's the sci-fi story that one day, millions of true believers will just disappear, instantly "raptured" (transported) to heaven while the rest of us sinners get a one-way ticket to eternal global warming.

RAY OF HOPE DEPT. On Sunday, the New York Times printed a piece by veteran commentator Bret Stephens about his conversation with former Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett.

The wise man advised against playing by Hamas rules which entail coaxing Israel into a frontal assault which will lead to instant replay of the gruesome WW2 Battle of Stalingrad.

Bennett suggests a "squeeze" strategy, cutting Gaza in half and creating security corridors to allow refugees to move south. Israel will thus have isolated the battlefield and obtained an advantage.

It's more complicated, but I suggest reading the piece which will be linked to expanded web edition of this column at NevadaLabor.com/

War is senseless, but Bennett's scenario makes the most sense.

RICHARD LAMM, Colorado's late "Governor Gloom" (1935-2021), once co-wrote a nationally syndicated column as part of a series projecting the future of the United States.


I've been unable to find the piece online but the basic thrust was included in Lamm's 1985 book "America at the Year 2000."

Ironically, it starts with the most oft-quoted opening line in recent articles on the centennial of World War One: "Nobody really knows what caused it."

The assassination of Austrian Archduke Ferdinand and his wife may have provided the spark, but the kindling had been gathering for decades.

Maybe it was because three old primacies were teetering toward collapse and were too hidebound to close up shop. Indeed, WW-1 ended the Holy Roman, Austro-Hungarian and Ottoman empires.

"Nobody knew what started the nuclear exchange between India and Pakistan, and in the end, it didn't really matter," I recall Lamm writing. The devastation so shocked the world that we disarmed.

That semi-unintentional nuking seems closer than ever, especially if you watch the doomsday clock on the front page of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.

I hope and pray for less than rapturous end of times violence.

LIVING DINOSAUR DEPT. Newly minted U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Mike Johnson, R-Louisiana, is convinced that "The Flintstones" is actually a documentary.


That's not a joke, it's a fact. Look it up.

Stay safe, get vaxxed and pray for those cruelly afflicted by the cruelly small minds on this small planet, especially victims of our perpetual wars.

Joyous All Saints Day / Feliz al Dia de los Muertos

¡ se puede!

Be well. Raise hell.
/ Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)
__________________
_
Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 54-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988.

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Letter to the Lord of War
For my bro Larry Barbano, 1947-2023
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno
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Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 10-25-2023 / Expansions in blue / Updated 10-26 & 11-2-2023 GMT

“I have no mother now. I have no father. I cannot bring another brother to the world.” — Antigone*

You got him at last, Mars, Lord of War. My bro cheated your curses for 56 years but you finally took him last week, you devil's spawn of rabid dogs.

Larry as artist Renate saw him
In a younger day, when he had more hair on his scalp and less on his face, he couldn't buy a beer in San Francisco because so many people mistook him for the Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia.
Barbwire Man as Renate saw him

In his final days, you mocked him with your dandy little sport in Ukraine. Then, you shamed him with the beginnings of what is evolving into World War Three in the formerly holy land.

At least he missed the global expansion of the violence. He was on life support by then.

His name was Larry Barbano, make sure you get it right. Lawrence Vincent Barbano, 75, would have made 76 in December.

He came home despite everything you threw at him in Vietnam. He beat our family inheritance of diabetes, then you forced him to live a year under Agent Orange, so he contracted it anyway, not the only residual he carried home.

Lord Mars, your cruel jokes, like your legions, are legion.

My brother was nominated for a Silver Star for charging into heavy fire when his second lieutenant screamed "we need a machine gun on the right flank."

He didn't hesitate, running directly into a hail of bullets, saving his pinned-down platoon. Somebody in the brass gave that lieutenant the medal instead.

My bro always outworked me. He used his Fresno Bee paper boy earnings to buy the coolest metallic blue 1960 Olds convertible, complete with chrome reverse rims and baby moons.

My bro worked his way through Fresno State, earning bachelor's and master's degrees and spending the rest of his life caring for veterans — before he needed them to care for him.

He counseled old soldiers in both southern and northern California and attended many gatherings across the country.

He lived a stone's throw from a Mountain View, Calif., Bay Area Rapid Transit station so he and family members could quickly ride to San Francisco Giants games. He also spent a few summers in these parts, working alongside me to elect Democrats.

He was a humble man. When his unit at the Loma Linda VA medical center received national attention, he pointedly avoided the cameras of NBC's Today Show. Keep the focus on the patients.

Life support was removed at 12:45 p.m. PDT on Wednesday, Oct. 18, at the Palo Alto VA Medical Center in Menlo Park. His wife, Dr. Donna Horn, was by his side. My nephew Mark and his wife, Molly, looked on from Oregon.

He was going to move there but since he didn't make it, he will be interred at the Igo, Calif., vets cemetery near Redding. He wanted to stay in his home state. Igo is the closest facility to Oregon so his family can visit more easily.

He leaves two grandchildren, numerous Barbanos and countless Italian cousins worldwide, and me.

A full obituary will be posted at Barbano.org/

UPDATE: FAMILY OBITUARY + MEMORIAL SERVICE NOV. 2.

LADIES OF THE GREENING VALLEY. This Saturday Oct. 28 marks the anniversary of the passing of noted Nevada educator Beth Elise Jacobs, 91.

She taught mostly at the high school level in Ely, Fallon and Gerlach. Among her stellar students, she counted recently retired Nevada System of Higher Education Chancellor Dale Erquiaga and U.S. Army Brigadier and Nevada Army Guard Assistant Adjutant General Mike Hanifan, Ret. Full obituary at BethNVedu.org/

Nevada education lost another star with the passing of Roy Gomm Elementary's Sue White Broderdorf Oddo, 84. Her memorial service will be held at St. Paul's Episcopal in Sparks, 11:00 a.m. this Saturday, Oct. 28 — exactly a year after her colleague's adios.

Beth and Sue were my longtime neighbors and left our 'hood permanent mementoes, a glorious Rose of Sharon and a mini-forest including two evergreens, now more than 25 feet high.

Mrs. Vegetable completes this classroom hat trick. Jane Klump, who died April 28 at 87, taught for 30 years at Sparks' Greenbrae Elementary.

I worked on talk radio with her late husband Gene, famous on all media as Nevada's Mr. Vegetable. (Barbwire 2-14-2010)

The union musician was an ingenious horticulturist, master gardener and credentialed climatologist.

Gene and Jane were mainstays in a campaign that planted now-mature trees and shrubs along much of the southeast McCarran loop c. 1990.

Adios, mi familia.

Vade cum Deo, frater meus.

Stay safe, get vaxxed and pray for those cruelly afflicted by the cruelly small minds on this small planet, especially victims of our perpetual wars.

Happy Hallowe'en / All Hallows Eve
All Souls Day/All Saints Day
Dia de los Muertos
Nevada Day

¡ se puede!

Be well. Raise hell.
/ Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)
__________________
_
Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 54-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988.

* Opening quote by the title character of "Antigone" by Sophocles (c.496-c.406 BC).

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Wasting workers where everybody knows your name
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno
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Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 10-18-2023
Expansions in blue / Updated 10-19-2023 GMT

If your sister or daughter were killed on the job because the boss didn't care about safety, you'd do something, right?

For years, I've been waiting for Hollywood to right an old wrong, so let's reopen the wound and let it bleed anew.

America has reached one helluva low ebb if the most bearable story in Monday's New York Times involved the deaths of 146 workers.

The Triangle Shirtwaist holocaust happened in New York on March 5, 1911, when fire broke out on the eighth floor of a Greenwich Village sweatshop. The two rich guys who owned the place had locked doors to keep the workforce of mostly young immigrant women from taking breaks.

The fire escape, which had been poorly constructed, collapsed as panicking workers tried to flee. More than 50 jumped nine stories to their deaths rather than be consumed by the flames. In addition to the 146 dead, 71 were injured. Fire crew ladders could only reach the sixth floor, well below the conflagration.

First responders charged with snuffing the embers and removing the bodies had to be regularly relieved of duty because the emotional strain became so great. All those young people, mostly Italian and Jewish immigrant girls, needlessly burned or choked to death.

They had been forced to work up to 84 hours a week for the princely sum of seven dollars. Seven. Dollars. A week. About eight cents an hour, $2.51 in 2023 money.

The Triangle disaster birthed the modern labor movement which won protections for workers, safeguards under employer attack to this day.

Triangle's trauma finally motivated New York to mandate sprinklers in high rise buildings.

Always doing too little, too late, Nevada suffered instant replay in 1980 when the Las Vegas MGM Grand caught fire.

The late great Sen. Joe Neal, D-North Las Vegas, introduced a bill mandating sprinklers in buildings higher than 55 feet. He could only interest a single co-sponsor, wealthy KVBC TV-3 owner Bill Hernstadt, D-Las Vegas.

The measure was given no chance of passage due to opposition from the gambling industry, those poor impoverished darlings.

A few weeks later in the 1981 legislative session, the Las Vegas Hilton caught fire and many more tourists got torched.

All of a sudden, everybody wanted to sign on to Neal's bill. He politely refused.

The measure passed easily but the gambling-industrial complex would not countenance such an attack on profitability.

They lobbied and finagled a skullduggerous financial deal, sticking U.S. taxpayers with paying millions to retrofit Nevada high rises.

The Golden Rule was once again obeyed: The guy with the gold makes the rules.

The two blackguards directly responsible for the 1911 mass slaughter were indicted a month later for the death of only one, Margaret Schwartz. The trial of Max Blank and Isaac Harris began eight months later. They were acquitted of responsibility on Dec. 27, 1911.

Three years later, 23 individual civil suits were settled for the princely sum of $75 per dead employee. According to U.S. Dept. of Labor statistics, $75.00 in 1913 (the oldest date available) would be worth a whopping $2,355.53 today.

The guy with the gold makes the rules.

These days, the shirt factory building is a national historic site and houses New York University's chemistry and biology labs. Only a bronze plaque commemorated the Greenwich Village tragedy...

Until last Wednesday with the unveiling of large stainless steel plates placed on two sides of the building bearing the names and ages of the dead along with testimony of survivors and eyewitnesses.

It took a decade of work by labor organizations and survivors' descendants.

New York Gov. Kathy Hochul and Acting U.S. Secretary of Labor Julie Su attended and spoke.

Secretary Su noted that one of those who "looked on in horror" was Frances Perkins who became secretary of labor under President Franklin Roosevelt. The first woman ever to serve in a presidential cabinet, she held the office longer than anyone before or since, 1933 to 1945.

Later this year, the memorial will be completed by installation of a stainless steel ribbon reaching to the ninth floor from which so many jumped to their deaths.

Despite all this time and all the reforms — even after a New York Philharmonic oratorio, there remains one untold story, documented only here.

Many Americans remember the hit 1982-1993 "Cheers" TV series and its spinoff "Frasier." They lasted a combined 20 years. (An updated "Frasier" returned last week on a subscription channel.)

"Cheers" won many awards, including an Emmy for the producers of its opening credits — featuring one of the Triangle sweatshop owners.

WTF?

To this day, you can't find the story anywhere save the Sparks Tribune and NevadaLabor.com/

In February 2018, I recommended that readers watch a rerun of the PBS "American Experience" documentary about the Triangle debacle, which was scheduled against President Trump's second state of the union address.

I followed my own advice and noticed that "there was something eerily familiar about the recurring still photos of the greedy owners of that firetrap New York sweatshop. Isaac Harris looks identical to the smirky sot in the bowler hat with a drink in his hand on the Emmy-winning opening credits of the popular 'Cheers' TV sitcom." (Barbwire 2-21-2018)

Don't believe me, believe your own eyes. Scroll to the bottom of every expanded Barbwire at NevadaLabor.com since 2018 and read "$75 dead or alive: A mass murderer becomes famous on TV a century later."

I contacted the PBS producers in Boston and their Cheers counterparts in Los Angeles. I'm still waiting for a response.

The series, complete with the smirking Triangle owner, is currently available on 11 television channels.

I will keep including that tableau with every Barbwire as long as Cheers continues to glorify that smarmy mass murderer in the derby hat.

¡ se puede!

Stay safe, get vaxxed and pray for those cruelly afflicted by the cruelly small minds on this small planet, especially victims of our perpetual wars.

Be well. Raise hell.
/ Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)
__________________
_
Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 54-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988.

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The most dangerous animal in the world
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno
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Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 10-11-2023
Updated 10-12-2023** GMT / Expansions in blue

Winter 1963
It felt like the world would freeze
With John F. Kennedy
And the Beatles*

"The most dangerous animal in world" was probably the title of one of the greatest speeches I ever heard, a work of ironic perfection: It was never given.

I witnessed that jungle-worthy admonition as a 16 yeard-old kid almost seven decades ago.

They came as part of a ridiculous competition to see who would be named valedictorian of the boys' side of my segregated Catholic high school graduating class.

Fresno's San Joaquin Memorial was segregated. Boys and girls never dared matriculate together (or did anything else together, if the nuns had their way).

The writer of that speech was a young man named John Chakmak, the top student among all us guys in the Class of 1963.

Those damning words haunted me over the past few days as "this monster mannunkind" edged closer to World War III. (Props to poet e.e. cummings.)

SJM was a heavily academic school run the Christian Brothers and the Sisters of the Holy Cross.

If you lasted for years, you left with the equivalent of your first or second year of college.

Us kids were taught the officially sanctioned dogma of the word of God. Fortunately, some of the brothers did so with a mischievous wink in their eyes.

Grains of salt, anyone? How about a salt shaker?

The selection of the valedictorian in my senior year provided one of my earliest lessons in politics.

The ladies side valedictorian was rightfully chosen by grade point average, as usual.

However, a new boys principal changed the rules of the game at the last minute.

The top five guys, including me, would compete in a speech contest.

WTF?

I have never been known for my shyness, but I couldn't get into it and didn't write anything. As a contestant, I was able to witness the closed-door competition.

The judges included the male student body president, who was also the school's starting quarterback, and two other dudes I don't remember.

All appointed by His Highness, Righteous Principal Brother Mel.

Four of the five finalists went on to distinguished careers: two lawyers, a renowned pediatrician, a university philosophy professor. And me.

The first three contestants gave addresses ranging from mediocre to pretty good.

Then came Mr. Chakmak's memorable advice to teenagers entering a world bristling with nuclear weapons which had just barely survived the 1962 Cuban missile crisis.

The assassination of a president and the first foray by the boys from Liverpool were just one summer away. Vietnam already festered.

If a valedictory address ever lived up to its purpose as a look back and a look forward, John Chakmak's was it.

I carry his closing lines to this very day.

He informed us that New York's Bronx Zoo had launched an exhibit entitled "The Most Dangerous Animal in the World." It consisted of a mirror, caged behind bars, and reflecting the image of the viewer.

"You are looking at the most dangerous animal in the world," read a title atop the enclosure, adding "It alone of all the animals that ever lived can exterminate (and has) entire species of animals. Now it has the power to wipe out all life on earth."

Zounds. The truth hurt.

Chakmak's opus was thought provoking, profound and a graduation challenge to all supposedly smart kids to jump in and do something before it was too late.

Here I am almost 70 years later and I keep hearing John's words over and over as the flames rise high into a dark night.

John never gave that speech. The judging jocks went for the most pedestrian address exactly because it was mediocre.

"It didn't go over our heads, we felt it was for us," the quarterback told me later. The winner was his backup QB.

So here we stand, as close or closer to WW3 as we have ever been since 1962.

And nobody seems to have solutions about anything.

I offer only two.

First, an old line from the Sixties: The only way to stop killing is to stop killing.

And my oft-stated admonition which may one day come true: Moms. Women. Let females rule. Men, their egos and their greed cause wars and privation.

Some woman "leaders" get into office feeling compelled to prove they have as much warrior macho as any hairy guy.

So they go to war, too. Witness the first female British Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, back in the fantasyland of her BFF Ronald Reagan.

Much more enlightened female leaders have emerged since, most of whom are not rock stars. But some are.

Consider recently retired New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Shortly after she got to the top came COVID-19.

She had to shut her country down to keep the plague out. And succeeded admirably.

She set a standard almost unmatched in the world.

For an encore, she became the first head of state to give birth while in office in more than a century.

Women are just plain wired differently than wannabe warriors.

Us dudes have failed. Miserably.

Wise men like John Chakmak get silenced. Or worse.

For centuries, artists and philosophers have put mirrors up to our faces.

And we look away to go to the concession stand for popcorn to feed the monkeys.

The most dangerous animals in the world are running out of time.

¡ se puede!

Stay safe, get vaxxed and pray for those cruelly afflicted by the cruelly small minds on this small planet, especially victims of our perpetual wars.

Be well. Raise hell.
/ Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)
__________________
_
Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 54-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988.

*Opening lyrics from "Life in a Northern Town" by Gilbert Gabriel and Nick Laird-Lowes, Dream Academy, 1985.

**BLASTS FROM THE PAST: 1963 UPDATE —> The May 20, 1963 edition of Memorial High's student newspaper, the Red & Blue, carried a long feature of "last wills and testaments" of the senior class. On page 3, Mr. Chakmak wrote "I, John Chakmak, bestow on all future debaters my firecrackers and my half-used cans of shaving cream."

Gotta hunch I know what debate he was talking about.

I was less diplomatic: "I, Andy Barbano, Esq., will my title Esq., my hat, my disk jockey job, my trumpet and my position on the football team to Brother Mel."

Either way, it appears we shared the same opinion of Brother Mel's valedictory "competition." John went on to become a top gun attorney and I defeated Lush Rambo on the radio. So I guess we both learned how to talk real good.

FYI, I still have my trumpet and I was third-string center. So perhaps I was telling Brother Mel to get bent over.

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     I wonder where you are
I wonder if you still remember
     Once upon a time
In your wildest dreams

— The Moody Blues


All remembrances welcome.

Unforgettable, Unforgivable and Unnecessary
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno
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Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 10-4-2023 / 10-5-2023 GMT / Expansions in blue

The Last Picture Show: Serenata for Renate
Celebration of life announced

This Saturday, my unforgettable friend Renate Neumann will be the guest of honor at a "celebration of her interesting, artistic and productive life," according to her family.

Larry Barbano as Renate saw him
In a younger day, when he had more hair on his scalp and less on his face, he couldn't buy a beer in San Francisco because so many people mistook him for the Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia.
Barbwire Man as Renate saw him

I count Renate and her husband of 54 years, Peter, among my BFFs. We met just after I moved here from Las Vegas in 1971.

Suffering from complications of Parkinson's Disease, Renate died last August 12 at 84. (Barbwire 8-16-2023)

Many words have been and will be spoken about her and I will add just one: lovely.

Renate spread flowers along every path she walked, bringing beauty by her very presence, her lilting grace, her exotic voice and prodigious talent. The flowers left seeds to bloom forever in the lives of many.

I only recently learned that she worked in the 1960s at the legendary New York advertising agency Doyle Dane Bernbach, the progenitor of modern marketing media, the Mount Olympus of the profession.

They produced what was roundly considered the ad of the decade, a full page photo of the NASA lunar lander on the moon with only a small "V W" logo under the shot.

The venerable Volkswagen Beetle was neither needed nor depicted. The legendary headline resonates to this day: "It's ugly, but it gets you there."

Renate's considerable talents were also utilized by J.C. Penney in Manhattan.

The young German lady became a U.S. citizen on the nation's 200th birthday, July 4, 1976.

Renate married Peter in Reno in 1969 and soon became an integral part of Doyle McKenna, the prestigious advertising agency for John Ascuaga's Sparks Nugget.

He reportedly cherished her renderings of the storied Nugget elephants, Bertha and Tina.

A true Renaissance woman, Renate became a licensed glider and light aircraft pilot. The Nevada Soaring Assn. named her "Hummingbird," fitting for a flower flitter.

Photos of Renate and the portraits she painted of my brother Larry and myself will be posted with the expanded Internet edition of this column at NevadaLabor.com/

Renate's memorial service will be held at Reno's Mountain View Mortuary, 425 Stoker, at 11:00 a.m. this Saturday, Oct. 7.

It will be her final art show with over 150 paintings and landscapes by the hummingbird and her Reno Portrait Society colleagues.

Adios.

UNFORGIVABLE. Kudos to Sparks City Hall for refusing to cave in to the seven-figure court case filed by ex-cop George Forbush. [1]

The sensitive guy was disciplined for posting flamingly violent and racist comments on Twitter. I refuse to sully the Tribune by repeating them.

Forbush apparently didn't enjoy the foreplay. He got a slap on the wrist, first placed on administrative leave followed by four days without pay.

All this hurt his feelings so badly that he decided to cash in and sued for a million dollars.

Who cares, it's just taxpayer money, right?

I knew a cop like Forbush back in Fresno. Good ole boy Irish Murphy really believed that the solution to them annoying long-haired Vietnam War protestors was simple: Machine gun a few hundred hippies. Shades of Tiananmen Square.

Unlike others, Sparks is showing some chops. Rather than fight, the Reno City Council, with only its conscience, Jenny Brekhus in dissent, recently rolled over for some Verdi developer and handed him a few million for his tribulations.

In 2006, the Washoe County Commission, intimidated by threats from a nasty lawyer, paid $15 million plus attorneys fees to Minnesota speculators who acquired the southwest Reno Ballardini Ranch — the last major open space in the Truckee Meadows.

Fortunately for the birds and bunnies, the 2007-08 recession stopped that subdivision but the bad joke continues at our expense. Former Reno Mayor Pete Sferrazza, the only Democratic commissioner, voted against the deal.

The majority added insult to injury by borrowing money to pay for the settlement.

Only the Barbwire has reported that the cost has since ballooned to over $35 million and counting. (Websearch "NevadaLabor.com Ballardini" for more than you'll want to know about that disaster. I suggest keeping a jug of Tums handy.)

Stand your ground, Sparks. Kick butt.

WHERE THE SUN NEVER SHINES. The Grand Sierra Reno Hotel-Casino just announced a major expansion which will include a new basketball palace for the University of Nevada-Reno Wolf Pack.

The girls can stay at Lawlor Events Center, which seats a thousand more than the GSR project.

So why the hell is this needed?

University president and former Nevada governor Brian Sandoval (R), appeared at last week's love fest with GSR boss Alex Meruelo.

They touted that no taxpayer money would be needed, at least in the building phase.

Of course. Meruelo knows that any public construction funding would trigger the prevailing wage law based on local area standard pay.

Better to import underskilled carpetbaggers from Mississippi and such.

Meruelo's GSR policy is prevent any additional unions above what he inherited when he bought the place.

Back on Sandoval's watch as governor, Tesla committed to hire local workers but organized labor had to fight to get any work after Count Elon's billion-plus corporate welfare tax giveaway was approved.

Mr. Sandoval said this latest love child will "put us on the stage that gives us equality to any program in the United States of America. [2]

Huh? Cosmetics don't guarantee that hoop dreams will come true.

UNR is never going to be major league. Despite limited state funding because our casinos and mines pay pittances in taxes, we still occasionally show signs of brilliance.

However, we will never be in the class of major university professional sports juggernauts.

Meruelo and Sandoval shamelessly trolled famous names, including Beyoncé and Taylor Swift. (Expand the seating to 200,000, then we'll talk, guys.)

They even teased National Hockey League exhibitions by Meruelo's Arizona Coyotes against the Las Vegas Golden Knights.

Hmmm...where have I heard that before?

Oh, yeah. To muster northern support for the Las Vegas Raiders corporate welfare palace, no less than future Gov. Steve Sisolak (D), hinted that the Raiders training camp just might be located here.

It went to Gomorrah South.

Nevada taxpayers will have to pay for the privilege of playing in Meruelo's wet dream.

So Sandoval wants taxpayers to rent a mansion when we already own a good house.

Not very conservative, guv.

¡ se puede!

Stay safe, get vaxxed and pray for those cruelly afflicted by the cruelly small minds on this small planet, especially victims of our perpetual wars.

Be well. Raise hell.
/ Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)

[1] Reno Gazette-Journal page 3-A, 9-27-2023

[2] Reno Gazette-Journal page 1-A, 9-29-2023
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Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 54-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988.

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Renate Neumann: Once upon a time
Barbwire by Andrew Quarantino Barbáno
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Expanded from the Sparks Tribune 8-16-2023 / Updated 8-21, 9-1 & 10-4-2023/ Expansions in blue
Celebration of life announced

The Perseid Meteor Shower arrived last weekend to carry my dear friend Renate Neumann across the universe.

Larry Barbano as Renate saw him
In a younger day, when he had more hair on his scalp and less on his face, he couldn't buy a beer in San Francisco because so many people mistook him for the Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia.
Barbwire Man as Renate saw him
THE LAST PICTURE SHOW: Renate's memorial service will be held at Reno's Mountain View Mortuary, 425 Stoker, at 11:00 a.m. on Saturday, Oct. 7. It will include her final art show with over 150 paintings by Renate and other Reno Portrait Society artists.

She left this form on Saturday, August 12, suffering from complications brought on by Parkinson's Disease.

The great artist's hands could paint no more and we stand much diminished for it.

Renate and her husband Peter were among the first to welcome me to northern Nevada when I moved here from Las Vegas in 1971.

I had worked on Supreme Court Justice Al Gunderson's campaign and he invited me to dinner at the Pagni Family's Jubilee Italian Restaurant in Pleasant Valley between Reno and Carson City.

Renate and Peter were the judge's other dinner guests that memorable evening.

It marked the beginning of a 53-year friendship.

Pete and Renate married on January 23, 1969 at the Reno home of hall of fame photographer Don Dondero and his wife, Liz.

Peter Chase Neumann was in the early stages of building a top gun law practice and Renate was a commercial artist at Doyle McKenna, the longtime advertising agency for John Ascuaga's Sparks Nugget.

She freelanced a little work for my fledgling media enterprise after I opened my own store awhile later.

I learned only recently that she worked in the 1960s at the legendary New York City advertising agency Doyle Dane Bernbach, the progenitor of modern marketing media, the Mount Olympus of the profession.

They produced what was roundly considered the ad of the decade, a full page photo of the NASA lunar lander on the moon with only a small V W (Volkswagen) logo under the shot.

The venerable VW Beetle was not needed and not depicted.

The legendary headline resonates to this day: "It's ugly, but it gets you there."

Renate's considerable talents were also utiliized by J.C. Penney in Manhattan.

She worked and walked with giants all her life.

Renate was an excellent graphic designer but her genius truly shone thru on canvas.

My brother Larry was visiting one summer and by chance, we ran into Renate.

She knew a good subject when she saw one and asked my big little brother to sit for her portraiture group.

The fee structure was rather curious. Twenty bucks for posing clothed, but only $15 for sitting nude.

I never asked why.

I could only guess that the rights fee was pro-rated on the weight of clothing.

Sometime later, I also sat for her group. Fully dressed.

Renate later included the Barbano boys' portraits at a weekend showing at the downtown Reno First United Methodist Church.

I had never seen the finished work before that day.

Our dear sainted Italian mother Mary would have said her sons never looked better.

Somewhere, I have a photo of Renate holding those portraits.

If I can unearth it, I will include it in the Barbwire expanded web edition at NevadaLabor.com/

Renate brought beauty wherever she went. She had a radiant kindness about her.

The moment you met her, you knew you had a friend in the petite lady with the movie star presence.

She was the real deal, complete with an elegant German accent somewhere betwixt supermodel Heidi Klum and actresses Elke Sommer and Marlene Dietrich.

When she talked, people listened. The closest I ever saw Renate get to losing her cool came once when I mentioned something with canola oil in it.

"Throw it away!" she interjected and lectured me on all its detriments.

Renate and Peter founded the Angel Kiss Foundation, a non-profit dedicated to helping families of cancer-stricken children.

Their White Water Race & Jazz Festival set the standard for every downtown Reno riverfront event which followed. (See the Barbwire of June 26, 2005, linked to the online edition.)

Even in her final days, Renate exercised regularly, as best she was able. She had just turned 84 on July 31.

I was notified when Peter Neumann copied me on an e-mail to her family in Germany.

I bowed my head, wept awhile, prayed, cried a little more, sang a few songs in breaking voice, then played Eva Cassidy blues followed by Beethoven's 7th Symphony.

The 7th is the most transcendent composition I know and always uplifts me from low and into a soaring soundscape that emulates flight.

I also emanated a meditation to my late wife Betty to embrace our friend Renate as she embarks on her next journey.

I put on a little music from Jerry Garcia and Robert Hunter, then went outside to breathe a beautiful Saturday afternoon.

Reach out your hand
If your cup be empty
If your cup is full,
May it be again.


Let it be known

There is a fountain
That was not made
By the hands of men.

IN MEMORIAM. My father, Andrew Henry Barbano, died of Parkinson's as did Renate.

As fate would have it, a few days ago, I was informed that Dr. Mindy Lokshin had retired from the general practice of medicine. (She's married to longtime Sparks allergist Dr. Boris Lokshin.)


Dr. Mindy apparently un-retired rather quickly, helping start the Parkinson Support Center of Northern Nevada. Their purpose is "improvement of the quality of life for those living with Parkinson's disease, their families and care partners."

Their goal is "connecting people to the information, support services, programs and activities they need to enhance wellness and live an active, engaged life."

It's a completely local non-profit, not affiliated with any national organization.


From 1:00 to 4:00 p.m. this Saturday, August 19, they are hosting a showing of "STILL — A Michael J. Fox Movie." The film stars America's most famous Parkinson's victim. A question and answer session follows with Dr. Varga, a movement disorder specialist.

Admission is free and light refreshments will be provided.

The location is Five Star Senior Living, 3201 Plumas Street in Reno. Reservations are necessary. You may call (775) 525-0205 or e-mail <anne@pscnn.org>

They deserve your support. Tell them Renate Neumann referred you.

¡ se puede!

Stay safe, get vaxxed and pray for those cruelly afflicted by the cruelly small minds on this small planet, especially victims of our perpetual wars.

Be well. Raise hell.
/ Esté bien. Haga infierno. (Pardon my Spanglish.)
être bien, élever l'enfer (Pardon my French.) Stammi bene. Scatenare l'inferno. (And Italian.)
__________________
_
Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 54-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com, SenJoeNeal.org, DoctorLawyerWatch.com, BallotBoxing.US, ConsumerCoalitionv.org, ChantalCoalition.org, Rentvolution.org, MIssissippiWestNV.org and CesarChavezNevada.com among others. He is a longtime member of the Reno-Sparks NAACP and Sparks-based Communications Workers of America Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As always, his comments are entirely his own. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Sparks Tribune since August 12, 1988. Lyrics from the Grateful Dead's "Ripple," 1970.

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